¿Te gustaría un traje de tacos?

Would you like a taco costume?

There is a story about me that nearly everyone knows about. People who weren't even at the party will chortle and act like they were. This party was a Mexican Fiesta and I was dressed as a Taco.

Said taco suit has been sitting in the back of my car boot for just over a year waiting for a redemption. I had forgotten about it until I opened my boot hoping to put the shopping there and realising I had no room. Therefore it is hereby available to rent for all who wish to become a taco.

The story of the taco is a long one and somewhat embarrassing. One that I can't quite bring myself to tell right now because it still makes me cringe. Eep. But there is me just having a 'rest' during the party.